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Dogs Demotivational Poster


IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.


TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by vindicator

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?


RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up




TASTES LIKE ASS -


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am
lol... dude, looks like you!


I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick




WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT -


TAGS: dogsled humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 am

Thank you, Mr. Ghoul!
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:19 am
Bahahahahaa! 5Ls!
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 11:25 pm
Sorry. I'd give a crap about it but I'm all out...in fact, I'll be probably out of stock until further notice...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 11:16 pm

I'd say it looks like Wyoming, but there is no horizontal snow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 12, 2013, 11:01 pm
Not enough hypodermics. (And Steve can't spell Winnipeg)
steve1961 - August 12, 2013, 10:53 pm
Looks like a beautiful summer day in Downtown Winnepeg...
lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 10:15 pm

Doesn't look like he's got a spare, either.
Airman - August 12, 2013, 10:07 pm
lol


HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm
LOL!


Dogs are Gentlemen -




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: dogs diplomacy rock
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

WTFO - May 21, 2011, 1:41 am
Been done, but this picture is admittedly of better quality. 10429
Life - May 20, 2011, 1:45 pm
amazing


DOGS - The only living thing that can lick your face with morning breath and still be well received.


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

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LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!




IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.


TAGS: dogs man mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:57 pm
Sounds like a Mark Twain quote, or at least in his style.


PWNED - it happens to the best of us




ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -




Wake Me Up -


TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.


DOGS BEWARE - Cats are done being chased


TAGS: cats dogs
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Alli



CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -


TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm
Lol. I like this


DOG WARS - "Vader puppy, very comical, your costume is. Me laugh, you make. Yeesssssss."




DOGS - proving once again they are truly man's best friend


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by guyfox

eldiabloloco - October 10, 2010, 8:20 am
your very right on this five paws up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:19 am
I've seen lots of "doggy" and it doesn't look like that......oh, you meant the paw.....
kamorth - September 11, 2010, 1:16 am
Doesn't look at all like a cat's paw to me, the fur looks more doggy.
guyfox - September 10, 2010, 5:03 pm
it kind of looked like a beagle paw but it's hard to tell with what they show
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:53 am
guyfox, be honest: if you knew that this is a cat's paw, you'll get a 5. Otherwise a 3... ;)
Shiroke - September 10, 2010, 3:31 am
That is a cat's paw. ._.
rellik666 - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
Sup dog?


CATS - Woman's fluffy thing The Devils cute assassins And Dogs biggest threat


TAGS: cats vs dogs devil
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by axe11154

Terri - November 17, 2011, 9:37 am
Oh god. I just recognised this kitten from a YouTube video! Long live the eBay song


FRIENDSHIP - It doesn't matter if your black, white or an entirely different species.


TAGS: dogs cats friend
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by dothackkite

Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 5:00 am
MJ would be proud...
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 11:44 pm
Like a popsicle !
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:43 pm
I think he's tasting that feline.


PLANET REX - The Empire didn't find any rebels. They did however unfortunately find squirrels.


TAGS: weiner dogs star wars empire speeders
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Dave - October 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
Still great pic
spacedog - October 1, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yes. I worded this badly. I was trying to suggest the weiner dogs, or whatever, are chasing squirrels and the troopers can't stop them. It fails.
Navu - October 1, 2009, 2:53 pm
Those aren't squirrels...


BEST FRIENDS - Some are there for you for their entire lives.


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:19 pm
It says "Pontiac" on my best cuts. (I recommended the muffin tops)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:17 pm
I have a tenderizer...I call it a "bumper"
rerun - August 20, 2010, 7:12 pm

well, you are the dumbass whoi said "I don't need a tenderizer....I like em a little gamey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:07 pm
Rule #1 ....Eat what you kill........That fat chick at the crosswalk was Really gristly....
rerun - August 20, 2010, 7:06 pm

Moooooo, that is called hunting where you come from
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:06 pm
This always makes me think of the many, many dogs I have hit with my car.....R.I.P fido.........sorry, couldn't help myself....
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:03 pm
HALL OF FAME PLEASE
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:01 pm
Oh jmac! when I look at this tears start to flow,reminds me of my golden labrador when I was a young man of 22,I'M 48 now,she slept on my bed,used to carry her as she got older,she passed away on my bed one night,she was 14,my only true friend.
mikecoffee23 - July 15, 2010, 1:53 pm
Everytime I see this I go pet my 13 year old Black Lab and try not to tear up..well done.
forseti - June 25, 2010, 3:38 am
I feel with you. My dog died about ten years ago and still today i miss him very much!
Jmac0585 - June 24, 2010, 6:41 pm
Sorry to hear Just me. Mine isn't going to be around a whole lot longer.
just me - June 24, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thanks - she was 15, had a good run ... yes it does.
Chef - June 24, 2010, 5:55 pm
Sorry man... I just lost mine alittle while ago, after 14 years... Sucked.
just me - June 24, 2010, 5:46 pm
I Lost My Little Lady Today. While She Slept She Slipped Away. Now In This World I Must Stay. Until We Play Some Future Day. R.I.P. Harley
Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:02 am
HOFer! HOFer! Well... the "F"er part is right anyway. Thanks you everyone. My dog, whom I have had since 1997 is starting to look way too much like the one in the bottom half. That's gonna suck sour lemons.
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 10:39 am
Thanks C. I have only ever tried to kill one person in my life, so I didn't want to stay there that long.
culos - June 11, 2010, 10:29 am
188 now, no need to thank me
Airman - June 11, 2010, 10:24 am
i just tried.. but I had already voted..
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 9:53 am
Can I get at least one more vote... I don't like murder (I am sitting on 187).
LD0ne - June 7, 2010, 10:24 am
i love this one so true
LoveForLife - May 30, 2010, 6:05 pm
Oh, the tears are forming!
Airman - May 6, 2010, 11:39 am
200 has been the line, but a few have slipped in with high 190's
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2010, 11:14 am
What is the HOF threshold? 200 votes?
forseti - May 5, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice one, i'll push it ;)
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
ha!! HOY, what a dumbass, thats Horse of the Year, I meant HOF!! The Motifake Hall Of Fame!
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 12:44 pm
push to the HOY
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:10 am
awesome jmac, truly awesome
Joshy8632 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
First time i almost cried at a motifake. GOOD JOB 5L's
aesop's folly - December 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
i agree w/ jmac
Airman - December 16, 2009, 4:07 pm
this one is hard for me to look at. We had to put our 12 yr old Golden down last year. Best dog I ever had. Big Dork
Jmac0585 - December 16, 2009, 10:17 am
Good Point, Chillax.
Jericho - December 16, 2009, 12:58 am
Big Dog, Good Poster...5 Long Lasting Lions.
peteyb - December 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
truly touching-great job!
Chillax - December 15, 2009, 7:46 pm
Apparently he is equally attached to his artwork.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
5 well deserved chew toys.
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 10:15 am
*NO* idea. I must need some more coco.
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 10:15 am
It was my own personal Arch-nemesis. I have know idea who it is, but this person drops an ace on every poster I make.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:12 am
un-freakin-believable..... some timmy just 1L'd this.
Mongo - December 14, 2009, 9:55 am
Love this....my Jake is 10, and has the worst gas imaginable.
TheTrashHeap - December 14, 2009, 9:55 am
Very true. 5 Mastiffs
Jmac0585 - December 14, 2009, 9:49 am
My Pluto is about 11 years old and starting to look a little haggard, and I don't mean Merle.
gspot - December 14, 2009, 9:49 am
Awesome Poster. Much deeper than the funny ones. 5/5
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 9:45 am
Excellent!! sniff,sniff, wipes tear from eye. 5 fidos


MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog


WORLD'S LARGETS DOG - or, world's largest Korean buffet?


TAGS: sorry but koreans eat dogs
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
hehehehe
Bartimaeus - October 16, 2009, 11:12 pm
lol Make that poster and submit it.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:10 pm
Korean eat dogs Chinese eat cats French eat frogs and American eat **** And everybody eat stereotypes !
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICEMAN - October 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Dyslexia is a bithc.


IRONY -




LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up


TAGS: laws dogs ban idiot
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:23 pm
Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:13 pm
lol that would need more than an idiot to do this...


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


CRIMINALS - Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it


TAGS: criminals dogs trash funny
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 9:50 am
Look at the face! Poor guy. Lol.


PWNED - When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.




21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




EBONY AND IVORY - Live Together in Perfect Harmony


TAGS: ebony ivory dog dogs
Rating: 3.42/5

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Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:18 pm
Great pic and a good song. 5/5


PITBULLS... THE LATEST BREED TO HATE - German Shepards ,dobermans and rottweilers, no bad dogs just stupid owners


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 4:32 pm
I hate it when these moronic dog owners say, "Oh, he doesn't bite, tee-hee." Where there's smoke, there fire. And where there's a snarling dog, a bite is sure to follow. 5 paws.


CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense




DOG DAY AFTERNOON -


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am
LMFAO!!!


CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




GUARD DOGS - Holy shit.


TAGS: guard dogs
Rating: 2.67/5

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TheAlternative - March 5, 2009, 5:47 am
Thats a dog?! Nah! thats a feaking Horse!
hgghg4 - March 4, 2009, 5:17 pm
They slobber a lot though... If anyone knows how much a St. Bernard slobbers then multiply that by about 3 or 4 and that's about how much these things slobber.
chelle - March 1, 2009, 7:49 pm
he's the biggest dog in the world an english mastiff if i remember right.
Martin - August 23, 2008, 4:36 pm
Actually a Boarhound is another name for kind of dog not a breed...the closest ones to that mix is a Great Dane and Mastiff is another both mixed would make a HUGE dog but not of this size.
Briton of Rose - August 14, 2008, 11:05 am
Boarhound - Largest member of the mastiff family. Very docile. Exceptionally good with small children.
Jaylin - August 13, 2008, 8:14 pm
HTF????


PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!


WTF!? - I ordered white wine!


TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by american1459

LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am
Red wine with basil.


CHILD SUPPORT? - You mean I have to PAY?




DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare


TAGS: cats vs dogs god
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by axe11154

Verdeckt - October 20, 2011, 4:14 pm
You should submit this picture to both Dig my Dog & Military Lulz :)


DOGS - A dog is for life. Not just for christmas......As you will soon find out


TAGS: dogs guns
Rating: 2.65/5

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untersturmfurher - September 3, 2009, 1:18 pm
now thats a devildog
Overlord Douchebag - October 17, 2008, 9:53 am
It's 'cry havoc, and set loose the dogs of war' I think.
ANONYMOUS - October 17, 2008, 8:31 am
Unleash hell, and let loose the dogs of war!


SIMPLICITY. - Because you can't do something natural without someone barking up your tree




PUPPY LEARNING PROCESS - I guess he won't be peeing against hydrants from now on!




BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




IF DOGS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN... - Then I would rather go where they go...


TAGS: dogs heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

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Aurielius - October 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.-Twain
trisha4u2 - June 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
i really rather go were dog go if they dont go to heaven
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
I think he's going to meet Obi-Wan


THE BARK KNIGHT -


TAGS: bark knight dogs michael vick
Rating: 3.96/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
And only about 3000 comments behind #1...go go go! You can do it!
DreMagnum - March 29, 2010, 1:45 pm
Dont mind this one, just being #2 in comments
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:38 am
He burned brightly.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 12:35 am
See there he is.
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:15 pm
Come on, noobs... welcome to Motifake and all, but PLEASE take more than 20 seconds per poster... I'm approving things I normally wouldn't... just so the new posters don't slow to a trickle. Please try harder!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
go back to your glory hole job Tosser
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:40 am
You are a disgrace to humanity, and therefore you must kill yourself immeadiatley. No, really!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
Secondly... those who 1L only the top 5. You look at the posters submitted before and after them, and that user hasn't voted on them... just 1L'd the top 5. That's not cool.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
I've explained to many that I'm not going all, as you put it, Ges***o. Carpet bombers are not cool. If you're going to carpet bomb someone, start today... and vote 1L on their posters.. just don't carpet bomb their cache.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm sure he realizes that you're not like the Ges***o. You're just after the snipers and carpet bombers...and that's a mission we can all get behind.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Bone is good people... it's more of an issue of overall/general anonymity to him, I'm sure. I have no interest in watching what everyone votes. Just hitting certain abusers. 1L to your heart's content!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
Odd.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
Well...that isn't suspicious at all.
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
If you really want to stop the 1L madness then stop all voting!
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
Great! I think that you're all out of F'n control and Big Brother is upon us. Good luck with all that!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Nah... just the most recent. Same IP 1L'd my two last night... and again now. Not bright.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Relaxing after a final, and reading a book. I'm just that hardcore.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:49 pm
That's charitable of you, Random...perhaps a bit TOO charitable. Where were you on the night of...tonight? jk
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
I'm sure it took some amount of IQ to click on all your posters. The bombers at least have to have that, right?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
If it happens again, I'll ban the IP address, and we'll play a game called "which motifaker isn't here anymore?"
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:44 pm
Got my top ones bombed again. Cool part is, I've now got the IP address. Idiot.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:50 am
PMS strikes again
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:24 am
Aparently, attitude ain't on vacation!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:23 am
geeeez, somebody needs a beer or something...
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
way*
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
Sorry bone, but it looks like I will be able to visit here more often than I thought I would before. thanks for the warm welcome by the was....jerk
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
Back already?
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:17 am
Dre...Dre's not here, he's home for the holidays. Try next week, K.
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
Seriously? I leave a less than a week ago, and you spam my poster with 300+ comments? thanks guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:46 am
Good night Mrs. Howell.......Me and my coconut radio will se ya later.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:39 am
later Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:37 am
Good night one and all. (Including Moooo+.)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:23 am
HA! Bad ph**oshop tomorrow. I've never done ph**oshop so I should be in like flynn.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:24 am
Wait.... is veggie here? Or, is it the cucumber warrior now?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:23 am
Goodnight, cow... jumping over the moon.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Night, Canada... just remember.... You can't stop the beat!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:18 am
Night Jon Boy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
Don't apologize CANADA....just edumacate yer self....Night Aggy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
ya i gota crash too, night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:16 am
I'm off to bed... 3 hours of sleep needed before doing hard labor. (no, not picking strawberries)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:15 am
Don't be coy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:14 am
sorry moo, but i've never heard of him before
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
Guilty ;)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
(and the hole in it)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:12 am
But I'm only attracted to aggy....it's the sombrero.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:11 am
Awww...you guys.....you guys, YOU Guys......I love you guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
I've been hit by bigger girls than you.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
already watched it
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Indeed, moooooo... and that comment, coincidentally, gets you a very hard slap. It takes the attention from the knee to the nuts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Jon Lajoie FTW!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Aren't those all the same Aggy?
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
v***** Hubris?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Support your Canadian Brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
@ Random and CANADA....read my thread!......Follow the instructions...You'll love it.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Hell, I've never dated a mexican... puerto rican, argentinian and cuban... but never the meximelts.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:06 am
I know.... I'm legal.... that's sooooo not ***y.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
I like a girl who built her own truck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
They're not avoiding you Aggy...there's just a guy on the next block with a bigger burrito.....and a green card.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:04 am
your balls in an open window on a cold night?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
Neither of you Canucks know what a blueberry blond is?......
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
I have had a lot of blonde girlfriends, but have always prefered red and brown.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
Lot of brunettes in Calgary
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
No good, Canada... smart girls know well enough to stay away from me.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:01 am
all kinds at the U of M
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:00 am
Really? What the hell? Lazy-ass mexicans can't make it up to Canada? It's not like you guys don't buy oranges or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:58 am
We don't have the ethnic diversity you guys do Aggy....It's either Irish girls or blueberry blonds in Canada.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:56 am
lol
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
I met her at a car show, my truck was next to her's
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
d***... is this motifake or e-harmony?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
And, lating girls are more physical... touchy-feely. Having a traditional italian upbringing, it's what I'm used to. Prefer it.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
her
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
Had one long ago... sicilian girl. MEAN! A string of those types pushed me to decide that latin girls are better... more emotional, but with better benefits... cooking, cleaning, bed, bath and beyond. Makes the arguments more bearable.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
ya i like to show here off
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:51 am
Skinny redheads.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:49 am
I wasnt showing off i made that truck myself i had alot of pride in it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:45 am
Show offs?....elaborate please.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:44 am
Awwwwwww.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:41 am
I only wanted it to happen to my other truck, they scatched my baby
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:39 am
d***, Canada... it's my theory that nothing like that ever happens to me because I want it to.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:38 am
but there was no way they could start it, i had a switch under the steering column that killed the power to the starter
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:35 am
I had it in the city for a year. i caught two guys trying to steal it. one got away and, andhe other might have needed an ambulance, not sure becausei left him there
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:34 am
Bunch of show-offs, you two.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
Anyways...errrr.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
If you had it in the city It would be stolen by now anyways.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
I like skinny redheads as well.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
she misses the truck as much as i do.I even let her drive it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:30 am
My best friend works for the theater Union in WPG.....I might be able to hook you up. And I was just kidding aboot the Straight comment.....I've seen pics of your truck....and your GF.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:27 am
***ual bribery.........My arch nemesis. They think they control us.....v*****l Hubris be d***ed!!!!!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
yes im strait
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
Cunning.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
My GF put me through a dry spell to take her to one in minneapolis, but i out lasted her! then took her anyway so i didnt look like an a**hole. i left friday night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
Spam-a-lot was ok... I guess I was just expecting more of the holy grail movie.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:24 am
Hairspray? Ugh. Mamma Mia, I could handle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:23 am
Spamalot is the only thing I could stomach visiting a theater for.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
That's how I keep 'em coming back.....WTF? CANADA goes to musicals......I thought he was straight.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
worst one ever! hairspray
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:18 am
9 hours on the road today. worst part, my GF wouldnt let me honk at the "honk if you're ho***" bumper sticker
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
Canada... what musical was it again?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
I'm sure it was a sight they'd remember for a lifetime... those sort of emotional scars never heal.


DOG IN A BOX - Get Yours Before Christmas Limit One per Household


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 2.4/5


SEARCH AND RESCUE DOGS - They'll find you, because they're hungry!




DOG-TIRED - Please put that @%#& frisbie away.




EVER WONDER... -


TAGS: poodles dogs religious cult
Rating: 3.42/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
No, but I've often wondered what baboons and poodles would think of each other.


Ninja Cat Strikes Again! -




IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - then heaven is run by our dogs and they wait at the gate to welcome you... Man, is Vick screwed!




HOW MANY CORGIES - does it take to fetch a stick?




MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?




HOTDOGS. -




Patience -


TAGS: dogs bar virtue vengeance stories
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:48 am
Thanks all.
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:06 pm
Brilliant
Greeny - July 14, 2013, 8:00 pm
If there were a way to track it, I'd bet there's a huge rise in sales on locking gas caps tomorrow
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 6:59 pm
Things ‘er gittin’ good ‘round here. Wooooo-hooof!
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:23 pm

Wonderful! Greatest idea ever...now all I have to do is teach the dog!~
rerun - July 14, 2013, 6:19 pm

Evil genius. Pure gold


JUST ONE REASON -


TAGS: simple logic dogs iceman
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 22, 2012, 1:53 pm
ROFL!


ANTHROMORPHISM - When runaway doggies end up in Hollywood.




OH, HA HA - Very funny, guys!




DOGS - There's a good reason why they are 'Mans best friend'




TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




"I SMELL... BACON!!!" - 'Beggin' Strips'... Officer Davis realized too late that they had been a poor choice as a training reinforcement!


TAGS: dogs animals police
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
That cop has weed on him....I can smell it from here.
heathentod - May 17, 2010, 9:33 pm
thank you
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:19 pm
you're starting to get the hang of the humor angle Heathen, 5L


LEAPING - THROW YOUR HEART OVER THE FENCE AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW... HOPEFULLY!




PROOF - Without it you have nothing




United States Marine Corps -




Speeling Be Champs -


TAGS: topdogs each and every one
Rating: 4/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 9, 2015, 1:04 pm
"You had ONE job!"


WASSAAAAAAP!!!!! -




SATANIC NUNS - Beware of imposters




COOL DOG -


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 1.8/5

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DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 12:40 am
Hes made 31 posters, with the highest rating at 2.33. Even i have that beat
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 12:35 am
6th


Odd Man Out -


TAGS: fox hunt dogs fitting in
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 7:33 pm
Well thank you Ism... it's truly an honour getting praise from our roving motifake newscaster!
Ism - September 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
Love it Miss Priss


NO DOGS IN HEAVEN - Then who will take care of our humans




GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L


BORDER PATROL -




DOGS - yes we get it, your cute


TAGS: dogs animals cute
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by zimiscute

AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:21 am
he looks guilty
mike34 - July 24, 2011, 3:31 am
your, you're???
zimiscute - July 23, 2011, 8:34 pm
he does look evil.....
internetninjaII - July 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
Is it just me, or does he look evil?
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:35 am

....this should go to "dig my dog" as well.
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 9:28 am
So adorable!


YO DAWG - I think it's more than enough. do you?




AFFAIRS - "Honey...It isn't what it looks like!"




WHOA! - The colors! What was in that dog food? Dude, who cares?




Dont Worry -


TAGS: dogs gymnastics stairwell gravity acrophobia
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed ph**o of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bull**** on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?


A DOGS LIFE - Confusing and frustrating ...




WHY ARE DOGS BETTER THAN PEOPLE? - Dogs do not play games with you—except fetch. And dogs never laugh at how you throw.


TAGS: fetch games dogs
Rating: 4.47/5

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Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 1:01 pm
Nice one tryal. Reminds me of the time my son was playing catch with his mom and told her he didn't want to play anymore. His words were "MOM, YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL"! :-)
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome 5L


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Because only your very best friend loves you enough to drink from your toilet and then lick your face.


TAGS: dogs best friend
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 12:49 am
It's worse than that. They also lick their anuses and eat turds out of the catpan before licking your face.


STATIONS OF THE CROSS - VI -


TAGS: dogs religion jesus b***
Rating: 4.08/5

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Dimytri - May 21, 2011, 12:34 am
I'd say you're going to hell for this, but with the Rapture being tomorrow and all, it seems a bit academic. ;)


DROP THE DUECE - "We're not even going talk about the land mines my cat set in your yard, are we?"


TAGS: dogs sign crap funny cats
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 12:57 pm
LOL...we have a sign that says "This yard reserved for constipated dogs"...but I like this one too.


DOGS - The governments new way of cutting expenditure in hospitals.


TAGS: dogs
Rating: 3.57/5

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spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:40 pm
HA! Rescue dogs, nice.
LogicDude - March 11, 2010, 2:01 pm
BREATHE DAMMIT! BREATHE!!! 5 puppy-breathed Lions!


JUST DO IT - Sure,it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway




WALL DOGS - Watching your every move


TAGS: dogs animals funny
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:28 pm
Isn't it "Private Eyes"?


REXFIDOBUSTER - This is a mythological dog w/ 3 heads AND 3 bodies. Some people argue that it is simply, '3 dogs'


TAGS: dogs rex myth
Rating: 2.96/5

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NATHAN'S FAMOUS - Bow before the might of the beef franks.


TAGS: famous h** dogs
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Anon

Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 11:06 am
World Famous Lunch h**dogs in Troy New York. Loved by Russian Czars
thelegend78 - January 31, 2009, 2:02 am
Hoffman h** dogs are the best Ive ever had there a product of my home town Syracuse new york
Ernie - January 29, 2009, 11:47 am
Try Vienna franks, used in Chicago style h** dogs.


Difference -


TAGS: cats dogs pets animals calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 5:38 am
Thanks, guys :)
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 9:28 am
That's dead nuts on, a 5er
mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 8:56 am
LOL! True, true! Excellent way of puttin' it, JW! 5L
Oldsod - June 1, 2015, 7:10 am
Brilliant observation.


CONSISTENT -


TAGS: why dogs are better than people
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm
ChaChing!! 5L


SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL -


TAGS: bacon pigs kids dogs cats
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greeny - May 2, 2011, 10:30 pm
Best use of this pic in my book 5L


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